By Bruce E. Stoker 2003
Happy office birthday!
Your day is not yet here,
But still we must eat something,
And donuts bring us cheer!
Happy office birthday!
We celebrate your day
With songs and food and laughter
And for this the boss will pay!
Happy office birthday!
Let ?s sing and party hard.
Although we barely know you,
We ?ve signed this cheesy card.
Happy office birthday!
We ?re leaving, if you please,
?Cause someone in accounting
Has bagels and cream cheese.