The Ubiquitous Flip-Flop, A Sonnet for My Wife and Kids

By Bruce E. Stoker © 2016

Sunny skies and warmer days coming soon,

Young maids, and lads, watching snow and ice pass

Now dream of, any given afternoon,

Traipsing, happy-go-lucky, in the grass.

Shedding well-worn heavy socks and snow boots,

They don brightly colored, closed-cell foam thongs

Best worn at the beach or pool with swimsuits,

Shuffling, flip-flopping down the hall in throngs.

O, what ignominy! To be shod thusly,

In the office, the classroom, in worship.

Why, you ask, do I quibble fussily,

Observing that this is not a cruise ship?

Please forgive me if I turn up my nose;

Do me a favor and cover your toes!